Allow me to introduce myself: my name is Branston, a.k.a. Branny Bear.
I am writing this because Miss Pickle, founder of PicklePatch designs, has had to step down from running things, although she still keeps an eye on everything.
Although I have no formal training in sewing or design, I am more than qualified to be in charge of everything, because I am a cat. We cats are natural supervisors.
The old saying goes "the cat sat on the mat" but the trouble with mats is that they tend to be placed on cold, hard floors and even when a one's bottom is as magnificently fluffy as my own, cold hard floors are still rather cold and hard. Therefore, we cats tend to seek out comfier places to sit, and what could possibly be comfier than a nice comfy cushion?
It was with this in mind that Pickle founded PicklePatch designs, so that more cats could be provided with nice comfy cushions.
If you have any questions about any PicklePatch design, you could email my monkey-butler Tanya. However, if you require an intelligent answer, attach it to a roast chicken* and send it to me.
And now, if you will excuse me, I have to go and lick my bottom.
* Tuna, prawns and salmon are acceptable substitutes.